KICKASS QUOTES/INSIDE JOKES
1) No no no balls at all! I've married a man who has no balls at no balls at no balls at all!
2) Mr. Stowey
3) And then there were the DINOSAURS! roarr! And then there were SPACE DINOSAURS! grr! AND THEN THERE WERE MORE DINOSAURS!!!! grrr! *squeaks squeak*- The Presentators
4) Storm-off Luxury Room
5) Do you know the way to San Jose?
6) THE VERMONTINE BANANA CRAZE
7) Sarah: This shit is Bananas B-AN-AN-AS Sera: This shit is Bananas B-AN-AS! Sarah: ...um....
8) Guido the killer pimp
9) Biiiiitch!
10) Hurt like hell
11) A woman would fight
12) Sera: Mama says chubby kids can't smile
13) Sera: Michael Jackson, the other, other white pervert.
14) Prevert
15) Sarah: You're so emo I bet you cry mascara
16) Sera: I'm on my way from mezzanine to Haagen Daz
17) Sarah: Grapefruits have pink sperm
18) Charles drank the pee pee water!
19) Charles stay away because you are a leper, (ohs) leper time (ohs) leper time (ohs) arms are falling off because you re leper (ohs) leper time (ohs) leper time (ohs) wish your mouth would fall off because you are a talker (ohs) leper time (ohs) leper time
20) Tom Cruise looks like Nick in Risky Business...but hotter.
21) Zdunnowicz
22)I like your clothes
23) Stick that up your pooper
24) Sera: Hey Sarah (x's infinity) What Sera? Hi.
25) Sera: Hey Sarah? I can see your undies. *Sarah checks* Sera still: Not really.
26) Anthony Michael Hall's big forehead and bobbing hair look
27) Sera: Sarah, you have to look at your eyes when I say something stupid- you get this funny look when I say something stupid
28) I love you Johnny
29) Sera: If pod is god then who is Jesus? Sarah: An MP3 player!
30) Job!
31) Sera: Who is Karby-Star? Sarah: It's Kirby. Sera: I said Kirby- I SAID KARBY!
32) Sarah: Let's watch Point Break, I get Keanu Reeves and you get Patrick Swayze! Sera: Oh come on! Sarah: Nope.
33) Sarah: Let's watch Ned Kelly, I get Heath Ledger and you get Orlando Bloom! Sera: Oh come on! Sarah: Nope.
34) Sarah: Let's watch Sixteen Candles, I get Jake Ryan and you get Anthony Michael Hall! Sera: Oh come on! Sarah: Nope.
35) You're really weird.
36) WTF, mate?
37) Gonads and Strife!
38) The Pillowman! Billy Crudup!
39) Sera: That clock looks so gay! Sarah: You look gay- oh wait! That clock is gay!
40) *Sarah whistles really long symphany and stops when out of breath* *Sera turns* Sera: What?
41) Sarah: I mean...what?
42) Sera: I have to pee in AMERDICA! I have to pee with youuu.
43) Sarah: Marco and Ellie Vader! Sera: Why Ellie Vader? Sarah: Because my iPod will have a split personality.
44) Marco the gay iPod.
45) We like to tape our noses in class.
46) Sera and Sarah: We are Siamese if you pleeeease.
47) Sera: It took me a minUTE
48) Sera: I have to pee like the Dickens! Sarah: You have to pee with the dick-ends!?
49) Sera: Risky Business...WAIT! Is that the one with Tom Cruise dancing in the white socks and the undies and the sunglasses and the- Sarah: Yes, Sera.
50) Sera: I must admit, our dear Converse have become that of...wannabe shoes! Sarah: The world has come to an end.
51) Pen15 *tee hee!*
52) Well listen here Tibby! - Yeah Carmen!
53) WINGAAAAAAH!!!
54) Daniel's HEAD: Iggy's mom has got it going on.
55) Mommy the second: Will you boil a pot of big water? | 
